APOCALYPSE NOT!
Windy City? Nope, Just Hot Air
TACO IN CHICAGO
Donnie Chickens Out on Illinois Invasion
Wasn’t long ago, the Don was starring in his own movie poster: Choppers over a Chicago on fire.
Prez posted: “Chicago is about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR.”
Said he’d send in NatGuards to fight crime.
(Wait — Plenty of cities in GOP states have more violent crime than Chicago: 3 in OH, 2 each in AL & TN, and 1 each in VA, GA, IN, AR. Why not go crime-busting there?)
Soft-spoken Gov. Pritzker called Donnie’s bluff:
Chicken Little won’t fly in Illinois.
BIG BEAUTIFUL BOO-BOOS!…
You don’t use the National Guard for local police work—
And HEY, REMEMBER STATES’ RIGHTS?
A Prez doesn’t activate the NG unless the state’s Guv requests it.
…and a Big Bumbling Backdown
Donnie folded like a day-old slice of thin-crust.
Backtracked on Chicago — Aw, I didn’t really mean it — Now he’s moving on, maybe to MAGA-friendly New Orleans.
SAME OLD SEQUEL: The Don Squawks, Then Scrams
(Thanks to The Contrarian for the facts.)